The Best Kind Of Mess
Hi, my names David and this is my blog.

“I've got troubled thoughts and a self esteem to match, what a catch" -Fall Out Boy
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Ask Me Stuff c:

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 173,466 notes

I find comfort in music, movies, and books because the stories are always the same every time and the conflict is almost always solved, whereas in life you never know what’s going to happen next. You can hope and wish for as long as you want for something but nothing is ever for sure going to happen, and that scares me.

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 17 notes

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

1 day ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 109,382 notes

avengette:

a-study-in-butts:

brooklynfondue:

So i did this thing on tumblr with my mom and these are the results

pirates of hawaii

your mom made an attempt

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 182,214 notes
carcinocallibrator:

spaceyacey:

Fuck i’m crying now
So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.
I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it. 
"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked
"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it." 
She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me. 
This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed. 
My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love. 
I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future. 

If you dont fucking reblog this I hope you get thrown off a cliff into a pool of fucking legos.

carcinocallibrator:

spaceyacey:

Fuck i’m crying now

So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.

I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it. 

"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked

"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it." 

She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me. 

This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed. 

My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love. 

I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future. 

If you dont fucking reblog this I hope you get thrown off a cliff into a pool of fucking legos.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 104,696 notes

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 328,397 notes
ofdarklands:


browneyedcunt:


jillstrif:




Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff


MY HEART


doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.


#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

ofdarklands:

browneyedcunt:

jillstrif:

Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff

MY HEART

doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.

#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what are you doing with your life

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 624,993 notes
i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



NO

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

NO

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 93,260 notes

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 85,152 notes

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 299,206 notes

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 57,079 notes

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 688,271 notes
4licia:

pixiedeath:

cartoonpolitics:

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America." ~ Violet Rose

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever

4licia:

pixiedeath:

cartoonpolitics:

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America." ~ Violet Rose

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 41,408 notes
onthesideoftheotters:

bacon-gamer:

He doesn’t want this picture to go viral.but we will share it and teach him how to respect people,share it this it how we privatize world peace

yeah this fucking idiot was spitting on fans and laughing at them
before that he took a pic of them from his balcony and posted on twitter something like “woke up to this! awesome fans!” or something
what a two faced asshole
and this happened like a few miles from where i live 

onthesideoftheotters:

bacon-gamer:

He doesn’t want this picture to go viral.but we will share it and teach him how to respect people,share it this it how we privatize world peace

yeah this fucking idiot was spitting on fans and laughing at them

before that he took a pic of them from his balcony and posted on twitter something like “woke up to this! awesome fans!” or something

what a two faced asshole

and this happened like a few miles from where i live 

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 181,036 notes

liquidglue:

when u accidentally press send before ur finished typing 

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1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 14,575 notes